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Caspar caught a cold from the ice inside his soul.'s Journal I'm carrying around a baby. In a sling. That I made out of my bedsheets. This project is bullshit. Well. I'm single again. My bed has never felt so comfortable. I’m not leaving my room. Ever. I’ve come to the conclusion that school, after six full years already, is just boring. So boring. And I’m bored. So, in trying to think of something to entertain myself with, I’ve decided to continue a family legacy. CASPAR HARPER’S LIST OF THE BEST RACKS AT HOGWARTS: NEW 5TH YEAR EDITION. Now I want something to eat. [Warded to Harpers/Bletchleys] So. Family update. Andrew Warrington is dead to me. I made up with Meredith Whittaker. I have a new found interest in astronomy. What are your opinions on Isabelle Higgs? [/End Ward.] I’m thinking of a number between one and one-hundred. [Warded to Hogwarts Students] I’m taking a survey of the student opinion about no swearing on journals. Under this ward, your answers will be anonymous, even to me, so long as you reply, “I think they should allow swearing on journals,” “I’m indifferent to swearing on journals,” or “I am uncomfortable with swearing on journals.” Those exact words. Adding anything or giving your answer in a different way will expose your identity, so if you want to say something else but still have your answer remain anonymous, talk under public wards. Make sure you give me an answer using the phrases I gave you above before you give me any more of your opinion, if you choose to say more. [/End Ward.] Is it summer yet? Wow, guys. Abstinence. That class changed my life. I’m serious. I’ll never have sex again. Am I really here right now? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. I love my life. Miss Alicia Nott has just informed me that now, halfway through the practises, she'd like to switch her partner. If any other lady has yet to find an escort, I'd be happy to accompany you. |
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